Black & White

“I’ll take a large black and white with one Splenda.” She says. I start setting up the shot. “What’s the difference between a black and white and a café au lait?” “Well a black and white is a latte with chocolate and vanilla syrup and a café au lait is half coffee and half steamed milk.” I reply. “Oh, I forgot there was a difference.” “Did you still want Splenda added?” I ask. “Yes, I like Splenda.” I finish off the black and white latte and hand it over. After taking a sip she squits and says, “this is too sweet.”

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"I'll take that coffee with two sugars and cream," he says.

"How would you like the other?" I ask him.

"I want six splenda in mine - I like my coffee like I like my women."

"Sweet and black."

He looks nervous.

"I bet you get that all the time it probably gets old."

"I'm sure it would if I were black."