Showing posts with label Equal. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Equal. Show all posts

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Uh-huh...

"Would you like cream or sugar?" I ask.
"Uh huh."
Pour a medium cup and attempt to add sugar.
"I don't want no sugar in there I want that blue stuff."
"Ok." I grab the cream.
"Don't put no milk in there I don't want no milk."

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Dying before you are 40...

"Do your cappuccinos taste like those ones you can get out of the machine?"


"NO, thank God!"