Saturday Matinee

Espresso?

"I'll take a medium espresso," she says.
"They don't come in small, medium and large. I can give you a double or a triple shot."
"I'll take the double then."
Pouring shots in a small cup.
"Is that a small I wanted a medium," she asks.
"It's two shots and they fit in a small cup," I say.
She takes her cup, pulls off the lid and looks inside.
"This is all I get?"

How does Britney Spears take her coffee?

Does Britney order her own coffee or do you suppose she has one of her minions do it for her?

Skinny Latte

or

Extra Pump Vanilla Breve Latte

Wednesday = Recipe Day

Black & White

“I’ll take a large black and white with one Splenda.” She says. I start setting up the shot. “What’s the difference between a black and white and a café au lait?” “Well a black and white is a latte with chocolate and vanilla syrup and a café au lait is half coffee and half steamed milk.” I reply. “Oh, I forgot there was a difference.” “Did you still want Splenda added?” I ask. “Yes, I like Splenda.” I finish off the black and white latte and hand it over. After taking a sip she squits and says, “this is too sweet.”

Sunday Funnies

Freddie was eighteen years old, friendly, and eager to do things right. Unfortunately, he wasn't especially bright. He had just started his first job, as a delivery boy and general go-fer at a furniture warehouse.
His first task was to go out for coffee. He walked into a nearby coffee shop carrying a large thermos. When the counterman finally noticed him, he held up the thermos.
"Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?" he said. The counterman looked at the thermos, hesitated for a few seconds, then finally said,
"Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me."
"Good," Freddie said. "Give me two regular, two black, and two decaf."