Saturday Matinee

Just of touch???

"Hot chocolate please," she orders.
"What size would you like?" I ask.
"Oh, I guess the medium."
"Whipped cream on that?"
"Just a tiny little touch."

TMI dude TMI!

"Let me get another large latte with a triple shot this time," he orders.
"The double didn't do it for you?" I ask.
"Can you make that while I use the bathroom?" He states, "what goes in must come out."

Wednesday = Recipe Day

Colonial Coffee

Kahlua and brandy make this a fine coffee cocktail to warm you up. Serve this after your next dinner party, to start a relaxing evening with friends.

Ingredients:
6 cups hot coffee
3/4 cup Kahlua
1/2 cup brandy
Whipped cream
Cinnamon

Preparation:
Blend the coffee and liqueurs together and pour into 8 mugs. Top with whipped cream and a sprinkle of cinnamon.
Serves 8

Dying before you are 40...

"Do your cappuccinos taste like those ones you can get out of the machine?"


"NO, thank God!"

Just regular ol coffee...

"Just a large regular 'ol coffee please - I just like my coffee plain and simple," she says.
"Cream or sugar?"
"Yes, cream and six sugars." "A little more cream please." "A little more than that - I like a lot of cream." "Can you steam that?
Takes a sip of her regular 'ol coffee.
"This is really hot!"

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