Thursday, April 16, 2009

Just a cuppa...

"Just a cup of cappuccino please," she requests.
"What size would you like?"
"Uh, um I guess that one there," she points to a group of three cups from about 4 feet away.
"This one?" I point to the medium size.
"No, that one." Again pointing to the group.
"This one?" I point to the small size.
"NO, the biggest one," she states a little annoyed.
"Now that we have that settled would you care for any sugar or sweetener?"
"Sweet-N-Low, it's that stuff in the packet right there (pointing to my bin of sweeteners) it's PINK."

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Uh-huh...

"Would you like cream or sugar?" I ask.
"Uh huh."
Pour a medium cup and attempt to add sugar.
"I don't want no sugar in there I want that blue stuff."
"Ok." I grab the cream.
"Don't put no milk in there I don't want no milk."

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Wednesday = Recipe Day

COFFEE GRANITA

Granita, a traditional treat in Italy and France, is a mixture of sugar, liquid (like fruit juice, coffee or wine) and water that is stirred while freezing.





2 cups lukewarm espresso or double-strength coffee
1/3 cup sugar
3 tbsp. Kahlúa® or Irish whiskey
1 tsp. lemon zest
1 cup barely sweetened whipped cream
Coffee beans

1. Stir warm coffee, sugar, Kahlúa and lemon zest together until sugar dissolves. Cool.
2. Pour mixture into 8” square metal baking pan.
3. Freeze mixture until icy around the edges (about 45 minutes). Use a fork to rake the frozen edges toward the center. Repeat the raking several times, until frozen through—about 2 hours total.
4. Cover, keep frozen. Can be made up to 2 days ahead.

To Serve: Use a large spoon or ice cream scoop to mold. Serve in a martini glass, frosted parfait glass or in a small dish. Garnish with a dollop of barely sweetened whipped cream and 3 whole coffee beans.

Serves 4

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Barista's everywhere are saving lives...


COULD CONTINUOUS COFFEE CONSUMPTION DELAY DEATH?

A "modest benefit" has been attributed to both caffeinated and decaffeinated coffee consumption in its ability to reduce the risk of mortality from heart disease in middle aged men and women, wrote Ether Lopez-Garcia, Ph.D., in a recent study outlying the current pluses of coffee drinking. Other studies have suggested that coffee may decrease the risk of some types of cancer, however, this was the first study to assess coffee's relationship with all-cause cardiovascular disease (CVD) and cancer mortality, Dr. Lopez-Garcia added.

The researchers believe that it is not the caffeine in coffee that was the key, because higher levels of consumption of decaffeinated coffee also reduced the risk for all-cause and
CVD, albeit modestly, and especially in women. The key, they posit, may be the high level of antioxidants in coffee which are well known to reduce inflammation in the body, a contributing factor to developing heart disease and other diseases. Antioxidants may also reduce the rate of oxidation of LDL cholesterol. 

None of the participants had
CVD at the beginning of the study and the observation is that an inverse relationship between coffee consumption and CVD mortality exists yet no known relationship between coffee consumption and cancer was noted. Actual documented deaths during the 18 years of post study evaluations included 6,888 deaths among men, a little more than a third of which from cancer and one-third from CVD. Among the deaths of women, 11, 094, twice as many died from cancer as from CVD. It should be noted that more than twice as many women than men were part of the follow-up study process.

The study is one of more than 100 published research articles written by scientists working with the accumulative data of the project that included the Health Professionals Follow-up Study (HPFS) sponsored by the Harvard School of Public Health and funded by the National Heart, Lung, and Blood Institute and National Cancer Institute. Also participating were those in a Nurses' Health Study. Some 86,214 women and 41,736 men participated, all health professionals who were chosen because study designers believed that they were more likely to answer the queries correctly and because of their careers in health, maybe be more willing to participate in such a long-term project.

Both groups were queried on their diet habits including smoking, health conditions, and coffee drinking habits. During the entire follow-up period, from 1980 to 2004, women appeared to have the most benefits. Thos women who drank two or three cups of regular coffee lowered their risk of death by 25% compared to women who did not drink coffee. Additionally, they had an 18% lower risk of death from heart disease or cancer than non-coffee drinking women. Men did not lower or increase their risk of death.

It has also been suggested in other studies that coffee impacts different people in different ways unrelated to their gender or age or genetics, and coffee's antioxidants may be cumulative or get stronger with age. This, too, remains a puzzle for researchers and continues to be a topic for exploration.

The study, funded by the National Institutes of Health, was published in the Annals of Internal Medicine and was written by contributors including Dr Lopez-Garcia, Rob M. Van Dam, Ph.D.; Tricia Y. Li, MD; Fernando Rodgriguez-Artalejo, Md., Ph.D., and Frank B. Hu, Md., Ph.D. who represent the National Institutes of Health, a U.S. government agency that supports medical research; plus researchers in Madrid, Spain at Ramón y Cajal Programme, and the American Heart Association. The original study project was conducted at Utah's  Brigham and Women's Hospital, and the Harvard School of Public Health and Harvard Medical School in Boston.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Wednesday = Recipe Day

JAMAICA NUDGE

The traditional flavors of the Caribbean in a warming variation on an Irish coffee.

4–6 oz. strong black coffee

1 oz. Kahlúa®
1 oz. Bacardi Gold rum
1 tbsp. whipped cream
Pinch of ground allspice or nutmeg

To Serve: Pour the coffee into your mug. Add the alcohol. Stir to mix and top with whipped cream and a dusting of allspice.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Friday, February 13, 2009

Coco Mocha...

"What's in a coco mocha?" she asks.
"Coconut and chocolate."
"That sounds like it's full of calories and fat - I'll take a mocha."
"Would you like whipped cream on that?" I ask.
"Oh yes and give me extra."
I chuckle.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Wednesday = Recipe Day

LUSCIOUS PUMPKIN LATTE

Ingredients: 

2 heaping tablespoons cooked or canned pumpkin 
2 cups milk or ¾ cup unsweetened condensed milk 
4 tablespoons vanilla syrup 
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon or pumpkin pie spice
1 cup coffee, brewed strong or ¼ cup freshly brewed espresso 

Spice for dusting, optional

Directions: 
In a small saucepan, heat the milk with the pumpkin until it combines, then add vanilla syrup and cinnamon (or pumpkin spice.) Heat until steaming, stirring frequently.

Carefully pour into a blender and blend on high for 20 seconds, until it foams. Pour into a tall heat-proof glass, then add the espresso or coffee. Dust with cinnamon or pumpkin spice and serve immediately.

YIELD: 2 servings; recipe easily doubles

Monday, February 9, 2009

So Brazil is to blame for my pricey morning latte...

Your morning cup of Joe may start to cost more. Coffee production is likely to decline across Brazil due to a combination of recent dryness, the credit crunch, and biennial growth cycle. In an increasingly tough economic time, these factors are likely to urge prices higher.

The Brazilian government predicts that the country will harvest 39.2 million 132-pound sacks of coffee beans this year, a drop of 16.2% from 2008.

Over the past 30 days, major coffee growing regions in western Mato Grosso and eastern Rondonia have only seen about 75% of normal rainfall. In the past two weeks, areas in western Minas Gerias, where nearly 50% of Brazilian coffee is produced, have received only half of normal rainfall. The tiny province of Espirito Santo, which accounts for 25% of the coffee crop, saw above normal rainfall earlier this month. However, even that area has turned much drier over the past one to two weeks.

Nevertheless, the credit crunch has been forcing many coffee growers to forgo purchasing sufficient amounts of fertilizer. When enough fertilizer cannot be applied to the coffee plants, disease is more easily spread and yields are reduced. Unfortunately, the timing of this economic crisis is very poor as Brazil coffee is in the midst of a slower growth cycle that typically occurs every other year.

Brazil, the world’s largest producer of Arabica beans, is expected to see a 24% reduction in their harvest of this variety. Furthermore, the country is only second to Vietnam in robusta beans used by Nestle and Kraft to make instant coffee. While robusta may not be as severely affected, a five percent decline in production is still expected. With the drop in production, coffee prices are likely to rise. Currently the price of Brazilian coffee is around $1.18 per pound and is expected to trade between $1.25 and $1.35 in the coming months.

While it is unknown when the economy will recover, Mother Nature will be providing some beneficial rain to most coffee regions over the next week. Areas in Mato Grosso, Rondonia, and western Minas Gerias may see 3 to 6” of rain by next Wednesday, with isolated higher amounts. In comparison, only 2 to 4” fell in these provinces in the past 14 days.

Source: http://supermarketguru.com

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Wednesday = Recipe Day

CAFÉ AFFOGATO

When in Italy, if you ask for your ice cream "affogato" you are served a bowl of ice cream with a shot of espresso on top of it. It's not too difficult to imagine why this delectable dish has made it across the Atlantic and how it now has a hundred or more variations. It can be as simple as putting a scoop of vanilla ice cream in a mug and pouring on some freshly brewed, hot coffee. As the ice cream melts, stir it a bit, then drink. Ah!, you'll say. Here's another way to make it that's elegant and company-worthy. This recipe calls for gelato, the true Italian ice cream that is more dense, more intensely flavored than ice cream and stands up to the shot of heat more effectively. A high-quality, French vanilla bean ice cream is an excellent substitute. You can also experiment with other flavors: coffee, raspberry, and chocolate ice creams or gelatos are fantastic.

Ingredients:
2 pints vanilla gelato

8 ounces or 1 measuring cup, Hazelnut or Original Blend Coffee, brewed double strength

2 tablespoons, crushed hazelnuts or crushed almonds, optional 1 pot Original Blend Coffee, brewed fresh and hot

Directions:
Brew the coffee.

Line up four tall, heat-resistant parfait glasses on the kitchen counter. Place two scoops of the vanilla gelato into each one.

Slowly pour in just enough coffee to coat the scoops, about two ounces in each.

Garnish with crushed nuts.

Serve immediately along with dinner cups for the remaining coffee.

Yield: 4 generous servings.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Sunday Funnies

A coffee shop in town was having a contest that if you buy a large coffee you get a scratch off card. Well one day this blonde lady walked in and bought a large coffee and began to scratch off the ticket and started screaming saying I won a RV. Well she was running and screaming around and the manager come out and said miss please calm down and let me see the card because we don't have a RV as a prize. So he took it and started to laugh and said miss this says you WIN A BAGLE!

Friday, January 30, 2009

Latte with Chocolate or a Mocha...

"I want a latte with some chocolate in it," she orders.
"A mocha?" I ask.
"What's the difference between a latte and a mocha?"
"A mocha is basically a latte with chocolate in it."
"What's a latte?"
"It's espresso with steamed milk."
"Oh yeah I want that! Espresso with steamed milk. Can I get some choclate in that?"
"One mocha coming up."

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Wednesday = Recipe Day

ESPRESSO BROWNIES

These freeze well, so you can always have some on hand, although they’re so delicious it’s difficult to wait until they thaw! 
Fortunately that doesn’t take long.
 
If you just cannot wait, these taste wonderful cut into chunks and mixed into vanilla ice cream.

Espresso Brownies 
Ingredients:

5 ounces unsweetened dark chocolate, coarsely chopped
 
2 1/2 sticks unsalted (sweet) butter, softened
 
3 tablespoons espresso coffee beans, finely ground to a pulverized powder
 
1/2 teaspoon salt
 
2 1/2 cups sugar
 
5 large eggs
 
1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
 
1 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
 
1 cup walnuts, coarsely chopped

Instructions:
Preheat the over to 325°F.
 
Butter and flour a 9”x12” baking pan and line it with parchment paper to avoid losing even one crumb.
In the top of a double boiler, combine butter, coffee, and salt and heat over simmering water until just melted and smooth.
 
Remove from heat and allow to cool.
 
In a large bowl, combine the sugar, eggs, and vanilla and whisk until a smooth yellow cream.
 
Slowly add the melted chocolate and combine well.
 
Slowly and gently fold in the flour until it is well incorporated.
 
The batter should look pale chocolate brown and smooth. Fold in the walnuts.
 
Pour the batter into the pan and smooth the batter on top.
 
Bake for 30-35 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean.
 
Here’s the hard part.
 
Allow the pan to cool on the rack for an entire hour.
 
When the timer rings, run a knife around the edges of the pan, then cut into squares while still in the pan.
 
Transfer each brownie to a serving platter or one out of every five; no one will see you.

Makes 1 dozen large brownies or 24 bite-size ones

Friday, January 23, 2009

Just of touch???

"Hot chocolate please," she orders.
"What size would you like?" I ask.
"Oh, I guess the medium."
"Whipped cream on that?"
"Just a tiny little touch."

Thursday, January 22, 2009

TMI dude TMI!

"Let me get another large latte with a triple shot this time," he orders.
"The double didn't do it for you?" I ask.
"Can you make that while I use the bathroom?" He states, "what goes in must come out."

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Wednesday = Recipe Day

Colonial Coffee

Kahlua and brandy make this a fine coffee cocktail to warm you up. Serve this after your next dinner party, to start a relaxing evening with friends.

Ingredients:
6 cups hot coffee
3/4 cup Kahlua
1/2 cup brandy
Whipped cream
Cinnamon

Preparation:
Blend the coffee and liqueurs together and pour into 8 mugs. Top with whipped cream and a sprinkle of cinnamon.
Serves 8

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Dying before you are 40...

"Do your cappuccinos taste like those ones you can get out of the machine?"


"NO, thank God!"

Monday, January 19, 2009

Just regular ol coffee...

"Just a large regular 'ol coffee please - I just like my coffee plain and simple," she says.
"Cream or sugar?"
"Yes, cream and six sugars." "A little more cream please." "A little more than that - I like a lot of cream." "Can you steam that?
Takes a sip of her regular 'ol coffee.
"This is really hot!"

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Friday, January 16, 2009

Espresso?

"I'll take a medium espresso," she says.
"They don't come in small, medium and large. I can give you a double or a triple shot."
"I'll take the double then."
Pouring shots in a small cup.
"Is that a small I wanted a medium," she asks.
"It's two shots and they fit in a small cup," I say.
She takes her cup, pulls off the lid and looks inside.
"This is all I get?"

Thursday, January 15, 2009

How does Britney Spears take her coffee?


Does Britney order her own coffee or do you suppose she has one of her minions do it for her?
Skinny Latte
or
Extra Pump Vanilla Breve Latte

Monday, January 12, 2009

Black & White

“I’ll take a large black and white with one Splenda.” She says. I start setting up the shot. “What’s the difference between a black and white and a café au lait?” “Well a black and white is a latte with chocolate and vanilla syrup and a café au lait is half coffee and half steamed milk.” I reply. “Oh, I forgot there was a difference.” “Did you still want Splenda added?” I ask. “Yes, I like Splenda.” I finish off the black and white latte and hand it over. After taking a sip she squits and says, “this is too sweet.”

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Sunday Funnies

Freddie was eighteen years old, friendly, and eager to do things right. Unfortunately, he wasn't especially bright. He had just started his first job, as a delivery boy and general go-fer at a furniture warehouse.
His first task was to go out for coffee. He walked into a nearby coffee shop carrying a large thermos. When the counterman finally noticed him, he held up the thermos.
"Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?" he said. The counterman looked at the thermos, hesitated for a few seconds, then finally said,
"Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me."
"Good," Freddie said. "Give me two regular, two black, and two decaf."

Friday, January 9, 2009

Oh Boys...

"I'll take that coffee with two sugars and cream," he says.
"How would you like the other?" I ask him.
"I want six splenda in mine - I like my coffee like I like my women."
"Sweet and black."
He looks nervous.
"I bet you get that all the time it probably gets old."
"I'm sure it would if I were black."

Thursday, January 8, 2009

I'm easy...

"I'm easy," she says. "Small coffee."
"Would you like cream?" I ask her.
"Yes!"
"Sweetener?"
"What kinds have you got?" she says.
"Sugar, Sweet-N-Low, Splenda and Equal."
"Why would I want to know what kinds of sugars you have - what kind of coffee do you have?"
I say: "Oh, Tanzanian, decaf and French roast."
"Give me half decaf and half house."
After pouring the coffee. "Do you make cappuccinos?"
I tell her: "Yes we do and lattes."
"If I had known that I would have asked for a cappuccino instead."
"I can make you a cappuccino instead."
Start grinding for a small.
"What flavor cappuccinos do you have?" she asks.
"Uh, we'll we have just about every flavor syrup if you want that in it."
"I want pumpkin spice."
"Just about every flavor except that - I have cinnamon."
"Ok better make it a medium then - it's not too late is it?"
"Nope, I can make it medium," I say.
"Can you make it really dry?"
"You mean with a lot of foam, sure."
Very loud steamer sounds like a plane landing. Pour steamed milk before adding foam.
"I like it really foamy,” she says. “Do you have extra foam you can put in a separate cup for me? I like foam."
I have no extra foam so I just top of her cappuccino and hand it to her over the counter. "Wow,” she says, “this is really light. Why is this so light?"