Friday, January 9, 2009

Oh Boys...

"I'll take that coffee with two sugars and cream," he says.
"How would you like the other?" I ask him.
"I want six splenda in mine - I like my coffee like I like my women."
"Sweet and black."
He looks nervous.
"I bet you get that all the time it probably gets old."
"I'm sure it would if I were black."

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